Dear NBA All-Star Weekend Committee

How about you guys actually ask actual fans who they want to see for the contests and activities during All-Star Weekend. Besides the Rookie Challenge and H-O-R-S-E, this weekend has been sub-par. If Sun Yue got any burn, China would vote him straight into the All-Star Game. Not to mention, Allen Iverson's barely keeping up with John Salmons in scoring, robbed Devin Harris of the start in the ASG and shaved his head.

The Last of the Mohicans

At least we got to see the worst 3-Point Shooting Contest ever!!! Which one of these guys is actually shooting over 45 percent? 

Even the Dunk Contest was wack. Rudy Fernandez pulled something even worse than Nate Robinson's 200-try dunk in 2006: A tribute "jersey" dunk that nobody recognized and no one wanted to see after his 15th attemp. Dude didn't even finish his dunk until after time was through. He had more chances than OJ. Here's what the dunk contest should have been:

Derrick Rose

Wilson Chandler

Jerryd Bayless

Thaddeus Young

I guarantee you, NBA, that that contest will shit on that snore-fest I saw last night. And won't have men looking like this: