The Last of the Mohicans
At least we got to see the worst 3-Point Shooting Contest ever!!! Which one of these guys is actually shooting over 45 percent?
Even the Dunk Contest was wack. Rudy Fernandez pulled something even worse than Nate Robinson's 200-try dunk in 2006: A tribute "jersey" dunk that nobody recognized and no one wanted to see after his 15th attemp. Dude didn't even finish his dunk until after time was through. He had more chances than OJ. Here's what the dunk contest should have been:
I guarantee you, NBA, that that contest will shit on that snore-fest I saw last night. And won't have men looking like this: